i got my drink and my two step: 2009 thus far.

Attended Aunts funeral in Stanton on New Year's Day. Entire family stood up and started clapping and singing during worship song. Pastor fainted. Buried my Aunt next to my brother, realized his name was misspelled on his tombstone. Oops. Argued with mom and brother about joining the Navy. Took my mom to breakfast for her birthday. Went to Taco Villa because she didn't know they served breakfast and because they have excellent breakfast burritos. I told her to get a breakfast burrito. She got biscuits and gravy. Turned into a red-head. Drug mom and Christy to Twilight. They thought they would hate it so I bought their tickets. They loved it. I called them bitches. During birthday celebration at La Bodega, my nephew informed me that vampires only pee after dark. I laughed. Launched operation; Fall Out. Drove to Lubbock for a wedding. Fixed lots of hair. Ate lots of food. Drank lots of beer. Accidently paid five dollars to do the dollar dance with my cousin. It was two-step. I hate two-step, but I love my cousin. Sped back to Odessa. Got speeding ticket. Flew to Dallas. Ate nachos with Britta while she told me how to pick a lock with a bobby pin. Watched a special about sloth on the History Channel. Ate pizza with Lindsay at Campisi's. Should have watched the special about gluttony on History Channel. Kissed my dear Geno friend goodbye. Back to work. Had a surprise on my desk. It was from Brandon. Cut my finger opening surprise. Bled all over surprise. Surprise was a new twilight book. How ironic. Got pink eye. Appreciated that God's grace is more than enough. Went to hip hop salsa class with Tonya. Invented hip hop pops. Ate dinner with chop sticks. Watched the Buckeyes lose. Cried myself to sleep because I am Buckeye fan. Began training for Cowtown marathon. Decided I had nothing left to lose and everything to gain. Ate Taco Bueno. Conducted therapy session in Taco Bueno. Realized my expensive dermatologist prescriptions were finally working. Discovered hot, new barista working at my Starbucks. He called me Kate. My name is Penny. Currently trying to decipher if he is gay. Talked to dad after his colonoscopy. (Unpleasant.) Laughed at him because he was soaring high from the medications. Baking cookies tonight. I love my life. I got my drink and my two step. What more does one require?