Friday, June 5, 2009

for mairs.

i have fully accepted the fact that i have insomnia. so i finally decided to stop fighting it tonight and i ended up where else but on myspace. as i was lying in bed tossing and turning earlier i randomly had the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song playing over and over in my head. for those of you who are not savy to the tune, the phrase, "teenage mutant ninja turtles" is sung thru about 3 or 4 times followed by, "heroes in a half shell, turtle power!" why this tune was on repeat in my head at 2am i have no idea, but it got me thinking...why turtles in half shell? what other way is there for a turtle to be? a whole shell? no shell? is it a half shell? it covers their back and belly...what would a turtle look like with no shell? hmmm.

as i pondered this i thought back to the TMNT movies. the first one rocked ( i wanted to be april so bad), the second only good because vanilla ice was a part of it, but the third...one big hot mess. i mean, how realistic is it to travel thru time by holding on to some light post...abnormally large, talking, crime fighting, pizza loving turtles, i can believe to be realistic. but come on, time travel? that i just cannot accept. and now the fourth, computer animation? son of a snapper! what were they thinking? glad i got that off my chest, now maybe i can get some sleep. cowabunga dudes.

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